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a thirteen-year-old boy trapped in a twenty-year-o

This is where I waste my life. You can expect lots of Animal Crossing reblogs, but since this is my personal Tumblr account, expect other things that I like as well. It's not ACNL exclusive.


I do cuss and say more adult things from time to time, so if that’s the sort of thing you try to avoid, please avoid me. I don’t wanna offend anyone :)
Town name: Cullman
Dream address: 7800-3231-9396

background courtesy of twincrossing (I think)
Jul 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

we have unnatural hair colors in this game so why not color contacts. none of that "switch this natural eye color to this other natural eye color!" or "go from this shade of blue to this slightly darker shade of blue!" bullshit i want magenta eyes i want fuckin purple eyes i want red eyes i'm not paying 3000 bells to go from boring to other boring
Jul 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

You drive a hard bargain. $40 and a pudding cup.

rileycrosses:

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YES THANK YOU

I MEAN NO THANK YOU

I READ THAT WRONG I THOUGHT YOU WERE GIVING HIM THE PUDDING CUP

also I ate some

Jul 29 '14

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(Source: basedgosh)

Jul 29 '14
rileycrosses:

actually rem it was i
riley just doesnt know much about the world
pudding cup strangers are dangerous


I also prefer chocolate pudding

rileycrosses:

actually rem it was i

riley just doesnt know much about the world

pudding cup strangers are dangerous

I also prefer chocolate pudding

Jul 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

You drive a hard bargain. $40 and a pudding cup.

rileycrosses:

YES THANK YOU

Jul 29 '14
  • *knows nothing about a country*
  • person from that country: omg you're so ignorant. How dare you not know every little detail about ____ that no one outside of ____ cares about?
  • *knows some things and really likes said country*
  • person from that country: OMG YOU ______ABOO/PHILE YOU'RE SO STUPID AND WEIRD
Jul 29 '14

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan)

Jul 29 '14

*dad comes in my room at 11:50 to hug me*

*in my mind*  GODDAMMIT DAD. CAN YOU NOT INTERRUPT ME WHILE I’M DRAWING PORN?!

Jul 29 '14

rileycrosses:

i need someone to buy stuff and cuddle riley

someone date my son

I charge $20 an hour. Hugs free

Jul 29 '14

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

Jul 29 '14

you X happiness= OTP

Jul 28 '14

perbast:

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT

Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.

Learn more about Jibo here.

I can’t tell if this is really really cool or super creepy.

take me, new robot overlord, for I am ready to serve

Jul 28 '14

ATTENTION

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

Jul 28 '14
thyhoboking:

The one time I go outside, I find this.

thyhoboking:

The one time I go outside, I find this.

Jul 28 '14

(Source: dorkycrossing)